I am SO ANNOYED. They're talking about PIG FAT. Who CARES about PIG FAT? NO ONE, that's who. Least of all ME. I really don't give a crap about SMUN. I would've bunked if i had known they were going to pack us into the audi all day. Like rats. PACK rats. With straw. Okay, there's no STRAW but it's almost as bad, I'm foodless and without aim. Without driving purpose, except to finish this kachori in stealth. Which is proving near impossible because Mrs. Lali is LOOKING at me. Doesn't she have someone else to stare at? Somewhere else to be?
Ooh, Delegate of France. I like the way he talks. He's the one who likes Sonal. Karen* has worn capris and come. To a MUN. With WHITE FLATS. Dude, she needs a costume manager. Most of these people are so fashion impaired.
Some 11th standard is getting belted by Urvashi for bringing her phone. I hope she CRIES. The Delegate of India has such a horrible voice. Like the Delegate of Switzerland, can't public speak to save her life. And the roof of my mouth is burning thanks to that guava smelling kachori.
Boring, boring, borinnng. This auditorium smells like FEET. I wonder where Urvash has gone? Leona's speaking now. She's Delegate of Vietnam.
Shelby*'s just gotten up and LEFT. Ayshu says you can't do that. She look so horrible, she's wearing some black thing over some red thing and it's so TIGHT, she's so FAT, it's just oozing out. Doesn't she look at herself everyday and realize?
This auditorium smells so bad, it's going to make me puke. Look at Koyal. She's wearing flats, but she looks nice. Delegate of France! Yay! I'm sleeeeeepy. Now Karishma's also belting the 11th standard. And Nikhat. Karishma's sitting with us, even though she's 'Dep. Sec. Gen.'. Can't they switch on the AC? It's so musty and airless.
*name changed to protect privacy
Ooh, Delegate of France. I like the way he talks. He's the one who likes Sonal. Karen* has worn capris and come. To a MUN. With WHITE FLATS. Dude, she needs a costume manager. Most of these people are so fashion impaired.
Some 11th standard is getting belted by Urvashi for bringing her phone. I hope she CRIES. The Delegate of India has such a horrible voice. Like the Delegate of Switzerland, can't public speak to save her life. And the roof of my mouth is burning thanks to that guava smelling kachori.
Boring, boring, borinnng. This auditorium smells like FEET. I wonder where Urvash has gone? Leona's speaking now. She's Delegate of Vietnam.
Shelby*'s just gotten up and LEFT. Ayshu says you can't do that. She look so horrible, she's wearing some black thing over some red thing and it's so TIGHT, she's so FAT, it's just oozing out. Doesn't she look at herself everyday and realize?
This auditorium smells so bad, it's going to make me puke. Look at Koyal. She's wearing flats, but she looks nice. Delegate of France! Yay! I'm sleeeeeepy. Now Karishma's also belting the 11th standard. And Nikhat. Karishma's sitting with us, even though she's 'Dep. Sec. Gen.'. Can't they switch on the AC? It's so musty and airless.
*name changed to protect privacy
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