Navya: These mallus are barbaric.
Neethu: These brahmins...
Navya:...will never change. The upcoming brahmins are slut-cum-girls.
Mrs. Gopinath: Go go!
Navya: Rombo pandre.
Neethu: Shut up.
Navya: Can i call you chechee from today?
Neethu: Call me cheta.
Navya: Okay.
Mrs. Gopinath: This is regarding some of the ingredients in the story.
Madz: Arre yaar! [you did not understand me]
Navya: Pussy.
Mrs Gopinath: Suspense has been created.
Navya: Adithya and Jahnavi sitting in a tree...
Mrs Gopinath: At least you know what you're looking for and where you're looking for it.
Navya: We connected each other with wires, we threatened to turn the circuit on, we drew a graph and we came.
Mrs Gopinath: The corrupting power of money.
Navya: She's insulting you bittu!
Madz:
Navya: Screws
...
up
...
baah

If you do a spell check on 'gopinath' it tries to change it to 'opinionated'. How ironic.

John 10:10/Children

Children: devilish fiends put on this earth only to steal and kill and destroy. Like the thief? John 10:10.
Okay, maybe they're not that bad.
Scratch that. They totally are.
But let me explain. My family has thoughtlessly invited an absolute drove of guests whose names I won't mention here, for as far as I can see the sole purpose of feeding them birthday party food which is until further notice denied to me, and they've brought the three most angelical cherubs having the most seraphic countenances with them.
Not.
Their idea of fun, as far as they have demonstrated, include scratching my wooden staircase with the most hideous shoes I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon, peering owlishly at me (they might as well ASK what I'm doing, for the amount of discreetness they display) and staring at my "Yo soy mas bonita que los otros" sign as if it's Greek.
Its Spanish.
My point is that they have yet to prove they have even one redeeming quality, thereby proving my thesis that children are, in fact, completely useless.
Put on this earth to "steal and kill and destroy", as ol' John likes to say.
Although I'm not sure he was talking about children. Whatever. He said "the thief", and that's totally open to misinterpretation. I'm sure even if he DID mean, well, Satan, he probably realized in retrospect what a mistake he had made. Children are far, far, worse.



No insult intended. The thesis is party to some exceptions, just like the solubility chart.